Welcome home, Honey. I've got some good news and bad news. 

Bad news: I'm in the other room fucking a gorgeous BBC who I've been seeing for a while now. And no, you don't get to watch. 

Good news: At least I left you this video to tell you that I love you but that you're kind of pathetic and from now on I'll be getting my fill of men who can actually fill me up. 

Don't worry, love. When he's done with me I'll make sure not to shower so you can taste his thick black cock on my pussy. 

Love, 
Violette