Today I shall reshill this thing.

Always get a lot of flack when bringing this up so I'll go ahead and answer the main questions

1)  "Why use a dildo why not just do the real thing?" Because this is what I was comfortable with.

2) "Why not just do the real thing?" Because I don't wanna. Simple as that yo.

3) "*some random insult about the guy*" Dudes one of my best friends and gay. He was doing me a favor.

Those are the usual big questions when I post this so I hope I headed some off. I honestly regret doing it because the amount of pure filth I got messaged when I first did it was ridiculous. But I'm sure I heard it all by now so I'm good now.