Hello my little Kaypervs.

Welcome to a new week and a new month. The raffle is now over. I shall be drawing prizes start tomorrow so hawk your inboxes. I'll announce when they're all said and done. And there's a video to do be done for every raffle ticket holder as well so watch for that too.

For now we rely on re-shilling something.

"Intense Bad Dragon Anal Training To Gape"

Yes folks it's this one again. You know it. You love it. It's ass focused. It's big dick focused. And it's back on the menu, bois.

Lets make a story with this one.

You know how you heard the tale of King Arthur and the Sword in the Stone? What they don't tell you is how that sword got in there. Well they actually do but this is the real story.

Long ago in the Kingdom of Camelot there was an insatiable anal slut by the name of Kay. You'd never know it from seeing her day to day but in the privacy of her straw hut house thingy she would plunge things deep within her rectal crevice. Nothing could be big enough to satisfy her. She kept going bigger and bigger. She wanted anything and everything to pork her bottom.

But soon the hunger consumed her. It started getting....weird. One day she heard about a legendary sword that was meant for kings. Excalibur was a great two-handed sword with a large hilt. As soon as she heard of the sword, she knew she had to put it up her butt.

In the dark of night she snuck into the wizard Merlin's sanctuary and stole the sword. Merlin, ever vigilant, chased after her.

Try as she might, she couldn't get very far with the humongous sword and Merlin would soon be upon her. Only left with desperation and insatiable anal thirst she jumped off her horse, stripped naked, and plunged Excalibur deep into her.

Merlin, a prude and a very vanilla person, was shocked by what he saw. Her moans started to grate on his nerves as her butt was absolutely tarnishing the sword he guarded for so long waiting for the king to come and reclaim it.

He decided he would turn her into stone because he did not have the courage to remove the sword himself from her ass. So he used his magic to turn her into stone and would only let the future King remove the sword from the stone.

And that's the real story they don't tell you of how the sword got into the stone. And this video is kinda like the work up to it. Kinda. Not really. But it's a fun story.