Look I'm feeling like absolute shit from COVID shot #2. I'm a bit half-dead and just sorta trying to get through the day of side effects while popping as much Tylenol as my kidneys will allow. So here's a video I've shilled before. Maybe I'll try to do a clickbaity catch-line here.

"🔥🔥Watch me fuck some of the biggest🔥🔥 god damn 🍆dildos🍆! You wouldn't believe 🙈HOW BIG🙈 number 3 was! I had to 💪struggle and fight to get it in💪. Do I succeed? 👀Watch now to see!👀"

That's about as much effort as I got yo. But buy it for me cause I wanted this to be my best month ever but things are conspiring against me and it is definitely not gonna be that.