Alright y'all.

The MissPrincessKay Margot Robbie Era Harley Quinn Cosplay Porn Thingy Collection

So let me give you an idea of it all, puddin'

This 3 video collection has ALL THE HARLEY YOU COULD WANT. I want to say I'm particularly proud of how my Harley Quinn cosplay came out. I worked hard EVERY fucking time I had to make this bitch come to life. I mean I went full on method actor ass shit. I would watch Suicide Squad on re-run. I read "Harleen" like 16 times cover to cover. I even went out and fucked some crazy dude who called himself Joker. I did everything to immerse myself into the role and I don't drop character until I done the DVD commentary.

So after I immersed myself into the role I even trained for 30 days and 30 nights with a voice acting coach who also called himself Joker so he would also sleep with me and throw me in front of Batman often so he could get away to try and get the Harley Quinn voice down. Now maybe he threw me one too many times and the voice ain't perfect no more but I tried my darndest. By the way this part isn't a joke: It would literally take me a minimum of 3 hours to get everything ready to even START filming when I did Harley Quinn stuff. Tattoo placement was a BITCH.

So I really think I did pretty well with the whole Harley Quinn thing. Definitely my top cosplay so far and it really shows me how much I don't wanna fuck myself under bright ass hot ass lights in a fucking wig with heavy makeup. So don't get used to it cause jesus fuck no.

Now about the video collection.

1) Harley Quinn vs Santa: In this special Christmas episode of Dr. Harleen Quinzel she finally wins over Santa and gets him kidnappered. She just DEMANDS to know why the fuck she'd be placed on his naughty list. As Santa explains her past naughties, we get highlights of her rompous and explosive psychotic tendencies.

2) Harley Quinn vs Deepthroat Face Fuck: Okay not actually versus since the point is she wants it but this is comic book land. So we have a newly reformed, Nice List Harley trying to make up for her past wrongs by sucking dick. Well really it's just about deepthroating in Harley Quinn cosplay. Nothing spectacular but I'm sure some of you will dig that.

3) Harley Quinn vs The Big Bad Bat: ALRIGHT NOW WE GET TO THE REAL VIDEO. HARLEY QUINN CATCHES BATMAN. Oh fuck yeah. Now we all know this is what ACTUALLY would happen in real life. Harley gets to do some real, real sexual shit to Mr. Wayne while he's tied up but there's plot twists and shit here and some mind-fucky endings you will never see coming.

And that is the Dicks of Prey (and the Fantabulous Pornification of One Harley Quinn) collection.

Please enjoy this heavily, heavily discounted work by yours truly.

AND OF COURSE. WHILE THE PICTURE HASN'T BEEN SENT OUT YET IT SHALL SOON FOR THE LAST BUNDLE. THIS BUNDLE SHALL RECEIVE A MYSTERY SHORT, SHORT, SHORT VIDEO. COMING SOON TO AN INBOX NEAR YOU IF YOU BUY THIS. But like probably near the end of today cause I only wanna send it out once. Or maybe tomorrow morning. You've been warned.