Happy Friday folks! This is my shill post. You'll get a shill message of course with the same thing pretty much.

Firstly lemme bitch about something. Ya know I don't have too many IRL friends. I don't mind that. Most of mine are back at my home state and since I moved a while back I'm pretty far from my friends around here. We're all busy with our lives being adults and all so meeting up is rare. I've mentioned this a few times here and there and you know what the most annoying fucking response is?

"I'd totally be your friend I'd fuck you every day hurrdurr" this type of reply. Like do you even know what a friend is dude? Jesus fucking christ you're not looking for a friend you're looking to type out your fantasy that would never happen. Super annoying. And I know I'm actually calling some of you out here yes you should feel shame. Most of them are on Reddit though.

So why did I bitch about that? It's because I don't want you fuckers to get ideas with this next shill

"Best Friend Helps You Get Over Your Ex"

Like the name suggests I act as your best friend. You give me a ringy ding ding and let me know you and your girlfriend just broke up. Apparently I secretly want your D and basically that happens. Features some POV blowjobbery and some vaginal fuckery

Now some notes about this video

- It's older. Quality is a bit lower than the recent stuff
- The dildo is a fairly normal sized penis dildo. Not some monstrosity cock.
- Very roleplay focused. You have a best friend you had a crush on for years and years? Probably don't get this video. I don't think that's a good mental state to have.

So anyway it's really just a run of the mill fantasy POV video ya know?

Here's the cringey MV description:

Oh no! You and your girlfriend broke up?! I'm so sorry! How about you come over, and we can hang out and watch a movie and try and get over this together? I'll do anything I can to help! I want you to be happy! I've always wanted you to just be happy. Maybe we can figure out another way to help you get over her? I wouldn't mind doing just about anything you want!

Hiya~! This is a POV roleplay video about helping you get over your ex girlfriend! In this video you call to tell me you and your girlfriend just broke up! I do what any good friend should and help you get over her by inviting you over

Also I'm not gonna make a cover picture cause I'm tired. I'll just use some random ass picture.