Look. Y'all know I keep it real. I wanted this platform to be somewhere I could be me. Shit talk, be open, make MMA predictions, be weeby, be nerdy, whatevers. So I'm gonna give it to ya straight and be upfront with you.

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

In lieu of the warranty please purchase this video. It extends your non-blue ball length by a standard car warranty length.

Anyway forreal I've been busy and I'm behind on a lot of things but they are coming. I'M NOT A SCAMMER. I'M JUST LATE. I'M NOT THE FRIEND WHO CANCELS PLANS ON YOU THE LAST MINUTE. I'M JUST THE ONE WHO SHOWS UP HALFWAY INTO THE MOVIE. ONE DAY I'LL GET MY SHIT TOGETHER AND BE THE FIRST ONE THERE I PROMISE

"Daddy's Girl Throatpies and Swallows Cum"

Basically as the video sounds. Deepthroat, throatpies, and daddy talk.

Also I've been missing a lot of UFC but man I'm pumped about this card. 

Anyway back to life make it stop help pls