Hello hello welcome to the weekend with your host, MissPrincessKay!

This fabulous weekend we no longer have sinking apartments but instead we have heavily armed people who decided they no longer believe in the law. In a more light hearted side note the debate between degenerate gambling streamers and sketchy hot tub streamers is raging on.

For your local weather we have heat. Lots of fucking heat. So much heat shit is melting. Look forward to more sweltering heat as we conclude the last phase of humanity on earth. No wonder the billionaires are all trying to get into space, eh?

As for your sports, we have kicking ball feet people doing things in Europe. Unfortunately our punchy punchy time is cancelled this week but next week we have a hell of a card. Baseball is happening as well but we sleep during those.

And finally in your entertainment section we have a re-shill from your very own Princess! This week she was caught in a scandal as she re-releases "Comparing And Deepthroating Huge Dildos" at a lower price than before. People who bought it at full price were quoted as saying "It was still worth it even at full price" and "wtf this stupid bitch fuck you" with no inbetweeners whatsoever. Pick up this special video right here to get your spanktaculous Satuday off to a good start.

And that's all we have here on the weekend news! Tune in next week for the latest hot stories and mischief!