PITY FUCK! It's time to give to charity...cuck charity! As a rule, I wouldn't ever dream of doing this, but seeing as it's the time of year for giving and you are such a sorry state, I am, on this one occasion, going to offer you a pity fuck! So lets take a look at that underwhelming little shrimp of yours and watch me sit on it, whilst humiliating the fuck out of you! 😂 #TeaseThursday