Spit on it and sit on it

Who doesn’t love surprises? Big, juicy, thick and girthy surprises! I know you thought this  was going to be just me and you, but you’ve been such a good boy for me recently I have decided I’m going to spoil you. I know you keep saying you’re not bi, but the thing is.... you don’t have a choice anymore. I own you. I control your life, your thoughts and decisions and I have decided that I am treating you to some hard encouraged bi action where you are the star of the show. Now stop complaining and spit on it and sit on it.