I knocked myself out with benedryll for a good part of the day cause holy fuck allergies. But I knocked myself out with them, I'm up, and I can breath through my nose again. Hopefully they stay away cause man that benedryll sleepiness is so fucking weird.

Anyway we're gonna re-shill Christmas stuff cause duh. It's almost Christmas time.

So anyway we'll start with this one and work towards getting them all out. I don't have that many anyway.

"Elf Inspects Naughty Present To Mrs. Claus"

This was never actually released on my MV I think it was only part of a contest. I actually may not have shilled this possibly either.

So it was part of my Christmas contest on MV back when. It has a picture set too which I'll shill separately just so I don't inflate the cost of a single shill.

But the preview is included. The basic premise is that I'm an elf that inspects toys before they go out. I find a box to Mrs. Claus from Santa and I get a little curious. Apparently while Santa Claus expects girls and boys to be nice to get presents, he wants Mrs. Claus to ho hard and get her hitachi on. 

So as the curious little elf I am I try to figure out what it does and lo and behold I put it to my vagina and that's how the story goes. I try my best to channel Will Ferrell's Elf here in terms of happy ignorance and what would happen if he found out how to use a fleshlight.

Enjoy!