Alright y'all get your last fap in before you gotta be surrounded by family all day. So here's a big dick video. Literally kinda.

"Taking Bad Dragon All The Way Balls Deep"

Basically I take my Bad Dragon in my vagina alllllll the way. Just thrust that bitch in there.

Honestly y'all I'm tired from not eating because I'm lazy about shopping so I'm just gonna describe it as quickly and stupidly as possible.

IT'S A BIG FUCKING DILDO THAT STRETCHES MY VAGINA OUT. IT'S FUCKING MASSIVE. IT'S BIGGER THAN MOST PENISES. BIG TOY LOVERS AND STUFF I THINK WILL LIKE IT. IT ONLY GOES IN THE PINK, NOT IN THE STINK. 

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Enjoy ya? I'll even make it a bit cheaper cause holidaze

Oh right someone mentioned this buying a video before but if you buy a video and you think it's only the preview it's not. You just gotta click the side arrow thingy to bring up the video. I promise I ain't scammin' y'all.