I'm not sure which fight y'all plan on watching (I'll probably pick certain UFC fights to watch but mostly looking forward to the top Bellator fight tonight) but either way before you see men and women beat on each other you should probably beat your meat.

It's always awkward to get a chubby whilst two men grapple it out in the clinch. So alleviate yourself and avoid the awkward all together by getting this shill!

A popular title we shall re-shill

"All About The Deepthroat Ft. Throatpie"

A classic in the Kay Universe. We see our heroine deepthroating a crap load of ridiculously large dildos with her probably-should-do-them-again space buns. But that's not all! We have special guess Throatpie appearing as well. Very much deepthroat oriented. Sneak peek titties too. But mostly throat. You'll get a lot of man-titty during the fights so don't be sad you'll see some soon enough. Otherwise I doubt you'll see deepthroating unless some horrendous accident happens and some guy gets punched in the mouth wrong. Kinda like how Usman did Colby. Colby basically throated that arm so hard he broke his jaw. But if it was me? I'd have done the first ever MMA reverse throat submission. That's where they tap out cause they're just absolutely afraid they'll lose their arm down my throat even though they think it'd knock me out.

Anyway I typed enough good luck have fun and remember this UFC card kinda sucks.