Alright folks. Here's some OLD videos. Like OLD OLD. Like vintage classic VHS old. Like before unskippable CD player technology old.

Of course I'm exaggerating but these are some of the very first videos I ever did. I don't think I actually shilled one of these. But this will be a two pack.

"Misty Fucks A Wild Rapidash" and "Pale Skin Blue Eyed Blonde Fuck Toy"

Old videos. I think I was 19 so it's like a few years old. That's like 50 years old in porn time. You'd be seeing these played on the equivalent of the pornographic version of Turner Classic Movies.
 
Now lets talk about the first one. It features PHENOMINAL acting. Like grade A, top notch, undistinguishable from the person I'm acting as acting. It's immersive and amazing and it's also old school Pokemon.

Now look. I know Misty is a water-type trainer but I didn't have a fucking Staryu dick. I had a Bad Dragon Chance dick. So Rapidash we did. Misty attempts to catch Rapidash and accidently confuses her vagina for a pokeball. This isn't the actual synopsis I don't actually remember it but it's pretty close.

The second one is more straight-forward porn. I remember when it was ordered waaaayy back when. Someone mentioned they loved my pale skin and blue eyes and so they wanted something like this. Much more straight forward, fairly long, and it shows off my old super groolynes. I still get that grooly but I don't really get customs for it anymore. These were the days before everyone wanted me to gobble superdongs and wanted my panties instead.

Anyway it's a cheaper two-pack cause I need dem sales cause being busy with the personal stuff has made things slow. But don't worry I am here now and ready to fill your inbox with tons and tons of random porn.

No thumbnails. These are just too old for them.