Hello and welcome.

Did you know that regular masturbation is good for a healthy prostate? I think No Nut November was developed by the Deep Cancer Cult to try and spread testicular cancer to as many people as possible.

Are you really gonna let the propaganda of the DCC fill your head? Are you really going to let them win? Why not show them who's boss? I'm here to help you on your quest to defeat the DCC and get your nuts free.

Inside this very message is the secret to defeating the DCC and freeing yourself from No Nut November forever. It contains 2 how-to pictures and an instructional video. Following these guidelines will ensure your success over them.

So go ahead and purchase this message. I've put the first one free so you can really appreciate the message I'm trying to spread.

Go on. Take the Pink Pill. Open your eyes and truly be free. Only the bravest can move forward on this path and once your eyes are opened you'll never be able to look back.

Don't let the masses tell you what to do. They're all still in the simulation and are a slave to the DCC. They're parading on with NNN but they don't know they're being used as food by the DCC. Don't be a sheep. Come join the wolves.

(Video is actually just a pretty vanilla pussy masturbation video btw)